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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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