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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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