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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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