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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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