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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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