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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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