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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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