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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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