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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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