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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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