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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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