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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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