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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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