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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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