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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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