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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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