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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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