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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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