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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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