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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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