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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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