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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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