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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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