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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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