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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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