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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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