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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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