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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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