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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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