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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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