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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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