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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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