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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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