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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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