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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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