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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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