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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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