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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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