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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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