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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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