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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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