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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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