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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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