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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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