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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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