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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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