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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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