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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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