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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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