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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻
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