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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯
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